Hi Guys ,

Tihs is my frist time into blogging .So If You Fnid Any Msitkae Then there is really nothing you can do abt it.so plss bear with me and keep reading..
well well... where do i start with...

My journey began in DUBAI nearly twenty-one years ago .I lived there among the purdah wearing men whom you could smell nearly fifty feet away by their perfume/sweat combo scent(Maybe a sure turn-on for arabian women..No wonder they have got their nose closed).And when the Iraqis threatened to send a surd over to our side we decided it is time to leave...we crossed the arabian ocean and plunged ourselves into a country where every five hundred miles you would find a new language,dress,culture and Importantly smell..(Ya you guessed it right ..i have a sensitive nose) and now my life is intertwined in the many cobwebs of the Indian sub-continent.This place has given me the best sample of life I could ask for.It has given me a sample of every type of people I could ever meet and this i love cause people watching is one of my favourite past-times.

This place has got the best cross-section off all the types of people you can find.the mundane people whose whole life is a fixed routine right from getting up at 06:45:17 IST, to hitting the sack at 09:43:15 IST. Maybe one has to feel sorry about their lives for where is all the vareity that spices up life.

Then there are the people who survive just because some wind passes through their larynx.for those who did not get it these are the men who literally survive because they can butter up people.(these kind of people we see in chapter 2 page 45 line 2). Ya and then there are the SeenIt All,Did It All guys who i love to watch squirming when i tell them MuSacea Paradasiaca(ignore the spelling) is a banana plant and not an deer species in the serengeti.(these guys do watch National Geographic a lot these days).Ya and not to mention
the way the wiggle their way out of your mocking eyes.
But they know Damage has been done...
Then come the Guys who have a condition what my friend fondly calls "VERBAL DIARRHOEA".You can recognize these creatures by identifying their distinctively small teeth.Are you wondering why????Aint it Obvious?? WIND EROSION And you can guess that it is a occupational hazard.you can find that it widely affects proffessors and lawyers and also it gets worse with age.the amount of boredom is inversly proportional to the age of the listener and the age of the deliverer.
One peice of advice .do not feed their voracious appetite or you will get to sample their bad breath.that is one of the worst experience you will ever have ...

Then there comes and unidentified species calling themselves the "youth" .The General classification of the species is defined by the

STOP RIGHT THERE.
Are you thinking wether i have small teeth..??
Maybe they are getting a little smaller.

oops gotta go ,I usually like having my cofee at 06:25:30 IST. with two cubes of sugar and 25 mg of chicory ..................

Take care guys and remeber to people watch...Till we meet again with tips and techniques
see yAaaaaaaaaaa...

P.S.(remember to leave back a comment and we will be friends...cause my mother does'nt allow me to talk to strangers..........................)